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| From | "Judy B" <HeyJude@socal.rr.com> |
| Subject | Top Ten Signs Your Garage Band Isn't Going To Make It.... |
| Date | Fri, 30 Apr 2004 10:56:56 -0700 |
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** Top Ten Signs Your Garage Band Isn't Going to Make It **
10. There just doesn't seem to be much interest in heavy-metal
re-makes of old Carpenter's tunes.
9. You can't play outdoor concerts because the noise attracts
animals in heat.
8. Your father says to your mother, "See honey, they really
do sound like John Denver!"
7. You've got a great name and everyone gets along well, but
you still haven't figured out who can play an instrument or
sing.
6. All of your songs are related to things in the garage. Ex:
"Turtle Wax Love", "Lawn Mower Hop", etc.
5. A record number of 8-11 year old girls falls in love with
you and your 2 brothers after producing a song called
"Mmmm-bop".
4. Your lead guitarist has announced that he's joining the
priesthood, but he still plans on staying with the band.
3. The only instruments you have are a Playschool xylophone
and your old Texas Instruments "Speak 'n' Music."
2. The only reason you haven't ditched the lead singer is
because he's the only one who can successfully sneak a beer
out of the parents' refrigerator. (mIdGeT iN dA hOuSe!)
1. Neighbors insist you practice with the garage door shut...
and the car running.
Hey Jude (Judy)
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