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| From | synchro1 <synchro1@ix.netcom.com> |
| Subject | Instant Music Critic |
| Date | Tue, 15 Jul 2003 18:29:56 -0700 |
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http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/
hours of fun.
example:
I've tried to wipe Badfinger's No Dice from my mind, but, for you, here's
what I can remember...
Say I Can't Take It three times into the mirror and Badfinger will appear
behind you to take you away from all this miserable shite. Do it. It's your
only hope - the track sounds like the sort of thing you'd play to a blind
man to make them appreciate the lot of a deaf and blind man throughout. I
Don't Mind could be mistaken for crushed babies if you don't listen very
carefully, and, believe me, you don't want to. Love Me Do isn't that bad.
Ha ha. Got you. It's just a tiny bit worse than, say, the sound of
something that has been banned under the Geneva Convention, but is still
used by the US to break down interrogation subjects.
People have accused my reviews of being generated by a computer. Well, of
course they are. You think anyone in their right mind would listen to
Badfinger all day? I'm all digital baby. Watford John reminds me of an
exploding zit gently squirting sebum into your brain. I wish it wouldn't.
Only 'Grandma we love you' could compare to track 11, Believe Me.
In fact, my grandmother sucks eggs better than this shite.
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