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| From | Kevin <oddsmusic@comcast.net> |
| Subject | Not Lame ad |
| Date | Sat, 01 Mar 2003 10:48:53 -0500 |
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> I don't mean for this to sound like a Not Lame commercial.
Why not?? I'll do it then.
This is a Not Lame commercial. :)
[opening shot]
2 kids walking out of a large retail chain. The
chain is a well recognized one with a blue wall
with splashes of yellow in the background
kid1: "So what did you get?"
kid2: "I bought the new N'Sync CD and paid just $8.99!"
kid1: "Yeah? Well I bought the new Creed for $9.99!"
[as the kids begin to cross the street, a trumpet
fanfare is heard. A man in a red and black tight
one-piece with a huge "NL" on his chest leaps out
in front of our unsuspecting boys from out of nowhere]
kid2: "woaw! Who are you??"
NL: "I'm Not-Lame Man!"
kid1: "no way!"
NL: "Johnny, if I gave you a steaming pile of dog doo,
would you give me $9 for it?"
kid1: "My name's Jason. But no, I wouldn't."
NL: "Well that's exactly what you just did inside! You
gave away your money for crap! Why waste your
dough on bad music. Come be enlightened! Come
be...<dramatic pause>...Not Lame!"
[shot of the 2 kids running inside the house and
sitting down in front of the computer clicking
onto NotLame's website. voice narrative
--excitingly overdramatic in tone with
Myracle Brah's "Getting Over Delusion" playing
in the background]
At Not Lame, we pride ourselves on providing nothing
but the finest in powerpop music! We know what
you want. We know how you want it. We're like your
buddy who calls you up at midnight to tell you about
this great band he just heard who's music will blow
your mind to Mars! And its all done from the comfort
of your own home! Just point and click!
Kid2: "That sure was fast and easy!"
kid1: "I like the reviews!"
kid2: "I like the sound clips!"
[Not-Lame Man appears standing behind the kids and puts his
hands on their shoulders]
NL: "Now do you see how vunderbar Not Lame is, Alex?"
kid2: "I'm Adam. And yes Not-Lame Man! I'm going to do
all my music shopping from Not Lame from now on!"
NL: "Your a good kid, Sparky."
[voice narrative]
Not Lame! Good music for good people!"
[scene of 2 different boys walking out of the
same large retail chain holding bland music CD's
discussing their purchases with one another. Trumpet
fanfare is heard again and Not-Lame Man leaps out
of the bushes in front of them.]
NL: "Stop! You don't want Britney! You want Brit-pop!..."
[fade to black]
:)
-kev
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